Edmund: Dimitri and I were having just a difference of opinion.
Brooke: About me.
Dimitri: Edmund is worried that my intentions toward you are strictly dishonorable.
Brooke: Are they?
Dimitri: No.
Brooke: Not even the least little bit?
Dimitri: I suppose they could be if you wanted them to be.
Brooke: Oh, good, good, because we've been spending so much time together that this excuse about, you know, using me to improve your image, it's just, it was wearing a little thin.
Dimitri: So, you picked up on something else, huh?
Brooke: As a matter of fact, yes.
Edmund: Alright. Great guys. Did you prepare this little skit before I got here?
Dimitri: Did we rehearse this?
Brooke: Oh, I would've remembered rehearsing with you.
Dimitri: So, ah, so would I.
Edmund: You are kidding, right?
Dimitri: Oh, are we kidding about this very serious subject?
Brooke: Well, we could do some research. We could go back to...
Edmund: Okay. Hold it. Hold it right there. You're, you're interested in my brother?
Dimitri: You see my brother thinks that I want to take advantage of you and in this current state you're in you'll succumg to the devastating Marick charm.
Brooke: Oh. So charming and so humble.
Sam runs into the room.
Sam: Daddy, daddy.
Edmund: Hey buddy, how you doing? You couldn't sleep, huh? What've you got here, a book? It's a pretty big book.
Dimitri: Ah, Edmund. Brooke's honor is safe with me. Go.
Edmund: Let's go. We'll go read a book. Maybe we'll find a story with a couple of straight answers. What do you think, huh?
Edmund leaves with Sam and Brooke and Dimitri laugh hysterically.